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Who Is Lorem Ipsum Anyway?

The Monster of the Blank Page!

  Lorem Ipsum was a once-brilliant Latin scholar, who went to the dark side and became the scourge of all who must write... he's the monster that inhabits every document template until you vanquish him with actual content.

 

     He haunts the lives of web designers, programmers, website owners, bloggers and business people, bringing with him the horrifying reality that no matter how colorful the website... no matter how good the company’s product or how relevant their message...      you have to get rid of him first.

 

     But as soon as you think you've removed him from your screen, a cold lonely chill envelops you. The wind howls with malevolence, through twisted tree-letters and punctuation-shaped shrubs that refuse to make sense of themselves. You’re doomed.

     You'll die a lonely, miserable death, desperate to come up with the words to fill the blank white prison around you. As the deadline for your project marches toward you with demented glee, the thunderous laugh of Lorem Ipsum taunts you from within the hellish depths of the computer screen.

 

     Don't you wish somebody could
        KILL
this bastard for you? *

 

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Business Communications / Website Content

In business, how well you send your message determines
if, when, and how the other party responds... it's that simple.
  • Some writing needs to engage the reader to get them interested in reading the rest
  • Some writing needs to entertain them while convincing them to buy something
  • Some writing needs to position you as a company not to be taken lightly
  • Sometimes... your writing even has to be offensive and put the other party "up against the wall"

 

Whether you're sending a letter of inquiry to a potential affiliate, or a proposal to capture new business, or explaining to the general public why they need your service... getting the right response from your communications is critical to achieving your goals. Getting the response you want means that your message has to actually convince the other party to respond the way you want.

 

      Also, the quality of your communications is what creates and maintains your image and identity in the business world. When someone reads your letters or browses your website... what image do they have in their mind? Does your company sound important... clever... formidable... experienced? Do you project integrity and strength?

 

Or do your written materials make you sound less professional on some level?

 

      Large successful companies have an entire communications department, to make sure their writing projects the best or the right image. Most small businesses of course don't have the resources for this, but the small companies are the ones that need to project a successful image the most ! GrantStar has an answer that works for small business.

 

      GrantStar offers professional caliber written materials, correspondence, "collateral materials", solicitations and website content on a consultant basis. Whether you need conservative "gray suit" letters and web copy, or attention-getting announcements, or when a letter has to "stare down" an opponent in the marketplace... GrantStar has the talent and experience to position your company for the desired response. Just let us know exactly what result or impression you want from your document or website content... and you can take it for granted!

 

Take a look through these normal and not-so-normal business writing samples that were useful in some pleasant and not-so-pleasant business situations...

 

Press Releases

Hobby product to introduce kids to model building
Aircraft performance upgrade product
Helicopter product performs under extreme conditions
WW2 fighter plane replica kit for home construction

 


Web Content / Copywriting

"About our company" website content early business website days
 Small construction company very basic website content
 Small construction patio cover company basic website content 
 Hard-Sell website sales content, self-improvement "dating guru"
"About Me" web content for business consultant
 Website sales content, promoting specialty photographer

 


Business Letters
Sample Building Variance Proposal

Sample Ass-Kisser Letter to Politician
Sample Strong "Back Off" Letter to Law Firm
Sample Employer Back Salary Owed  Demand Letter